whoppertunity 

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.

You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.

whoppertunity by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

whoppertunity 

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

whoppertunity by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

whoppertunity 

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.

At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.

whoppertunity by QuacksO January 9, 2025

Whipportunity

The best opportunity in a song to hit the whip, typically when the beat drops.

"When I heard the bass drop coming, I knew I had to whip, it was the perfect whipportunity."

Whipportunity by Wowzers In My Trousers June 29, 2018

Whoppurtunities  

the oppurtunity to get whops from one or more girls.

Person # 1: Hey that girl looks pretty slutty
Person # 2: Yah, you should get your Whoppurtunities in.

Whoppurtunities by Emile Goldstein February 2, 2008

whoppertunities 

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.

"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

whoppertunities by Daniel McLaren June 13, 2004

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

Choppertunity by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011