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The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.
Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.
pythoning by kagatoASUKA89 January 25, 2011
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Eating way more food than necessary at a meal, with the intent of stocking up so not to have to eat again for a long time.
P1: "The department is hosting a seminar today at 12:00pm in the science building foyer. There will be food..."

P2: "Sweet, I'm pythoning it up hardcore"
pythoning by The Fano April 16, 2008
When two people are cuddling and one decides to wrap their legs around their parter’s legs
While Jeff and I were cuddling, he started pythoning my right leg.
Pythoning by Zackory February 3, 2022

pythonista 

He would fit our startup, he is a real pythonista.
pythonista by liartar September 19, 2016

Phoning the 90s 

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."
v. A typographical error in programming while using the pythong programming language.

n. A thong made out of pythons
“Damn, I pythong’d it"
"Julia wore a pythong last night. I ate the shit out of it"
pythong by Vajazzle McDildertits August 15, 2015