A person who's face is so horrible it has surpassed all others and we just had to create a new name for them.
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Get the ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom mug.a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.
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Get the smearfaceblanketmonster mug.(v.) When you promise to all of your friends on facebook that you will do something. (n.) an promise made on social media in an effort to hold yourself accountable.
I facebook swear that I will never watch the news again after the way the media exploited the worst our country has to offer.
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