Coopsey 

A very odd individual which wears glasses and survives on a diet of a popular tea-time snack of 'custard creams'. The 'Coopsey' will go about its day looking for tight and un-accessable spaces between two people to nest in. The 'Coopsey' will bring horror and hatred to those in the surrounding area by annoyingly pushing them aside when sitting down.

Jack: 'I hope that guy doesn't sit here, theres not enough room'
Jill: ' oh god, he's doing a coopsey!'.

Coopsey by MayorOfLincoln57 January 7, 2011

Cropsey 

A creep; someone who seems pedophile-like.
Derived from Staten Island urban lore for a bogeyman who steals children.
May also refer to an object or situation that is creepy in a related sense i.e. a dilapidated shack, automobile, or rural people.

Jerry and Lee are driving down a country road in an unfamiliar area/town. The surrounding area looks eerily similar to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre . . . Lee turns to Jerry and simply says "Cropsey".

Cropsey by Moo-Money December 6, 2010

corpsey

The deceased protagonist in the novel, "Corpsey the Bear."

1. Corpsey was once called Walter, but as he's decomposing, he is referred to as "Corpsey".

2. He looks kinda' "Corpsey."

corpsey by Richard Halliburton January 14, 2007

corpsey

the feeling of being so drained of life and purpose you feel like an actual corpse.

I've been rallying for 3 days straight, I feel mad corpsey

corpsey by Tom Aids January 27, 2011

Cooksey 

Weed smoking Shoalin martial arts expert. Often unphased by the Muay Thai Cock Block, and highly Accurate at connecting the Muay Thai Cock to the Head. Commonly found in the dojo, seeking some enlightenment with your girlfriend.

Male 1: Where's my girlfriend?
Male 2: She's with Cooksey.
Male 1: Fuck.

Cooksey by Smokey1996 September 25, 2014

Coogsey 

A group of society in the school playground.

There is a coogsey of emos over there.

Coogsey by grimnarf November 1, 2009

alyssa cooksey 

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add my snap i’m alyssa cooksey

alyssa cooksey by fuck it we ball November 10, 2022