Kewgs

Noun: An endearing term crafted by University of Utah Ute fans to refer to fans of their in-state rival, the Brigham Young University Cougars.

Similarly, BYU fans affectionately refer to Utah Ute fans as "Yewts."

Etymology: Derived from "Cougars".

Kewg and Yewt fans really don't like each other.
Kewg fans are classy.
The Kewgs are just too good this year.

by grammarninja December 28, 2010

Kegsistance

The need for assistance in finishing off a keg/kegs . Often the day after a large kegger when there is much extra beer left over to drink.

The day after the huge rager at Dakota's house, there was alot of kegsistance needed, so I simply phoned our large beer bellied friends.

by Jcooney September 8, 2009

Kewlskii

When something or someone is so cool that to prevent the whole world form exploding of ultimate jealousy, they had to make a new word for it. It defines the whole purpose of awesomeness and ones swag.

"Aby when will you learn that you are not kewlskii?"

"Carla I heard that new movie was pretty kewlskii"

"Edith, have you met that new kid? I heard he was really kewlskii"

by Donna Periwinkle June 7, 2011

Reverse Kegstand

Just like a regular kegstand, except the spout is inserted into the anus as onlookers chant the number of seconds the participant can withstand the ice-cold beer entering his/her rectum.

Q: Why does this beer taste like ass?

A: The spout was in Johnnie's ass.

Q: Reverse kegstand?

A: Yes.

by ALARM-DMMR August 20, 2010

kewsome

A term used to express a combined feeling of kewl and awesome.

ex: That guy actually pulled off the trick...kewsome!!

by Party Tony October 17, 2011

kegstand

A common party activity in which two people hold another person's feet while the person's hands hold onto the keg. Another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. The object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.

Colin Powell: "Mr. President, I strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on American soil."
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"

by Nick D August 30, 2004

KWGS

Abbreviation for the Dutch "Komt wel goed schatje". Popularized by a commercial. The phrase means "Everything will be all right dear"

When someone feels bad about a certain event in his/her life and posts about it on an internet forum, you can reply "KWGS"

by Tweakers October 7, 2013