Seniortia

A beautiful flower that if stewed creates a noxious gas. Often used to poison smurfs.

The suspect in the smurf massacre is suspected of using seniortia to commit his dirty, dirty act.

Dude that smurf is really tickin' me off, lets go stew him a lovely gift of seniortia. Fix his wagon!

by Seniortia.. December 20, 2010

Senioritis

A disease affecting mostly high school seniors.

symptoms include:
- laziness

- lack of motivation

- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)

- feeling of hopelessness

- thoughts of giving up

- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not

- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything

- panic feeling

The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.

teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm

senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis

by Mrs. Hemmings November 29, 2015

Senorita

Senorita is a very beautiful, kind hearted , sweetest, intelligent girl you will ever find. She's the center of attraction. Boys die to make her their girlfriend. She has a Childish character. She loves to laugh and make others laugh. Her personality can make anyone surprised. She has many friends.

Hey look at that senorita!! She's so gorgeous

by Clensy May 2, 2018

senioritis

probably why you are here right now

senioritis sucks

by wieubweiuf September 13, 2011

senioritis sufferers anonymous

We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.

Man, we didn't get anything done at that senioritis sufferers anonymous meeting.

by LRay10 January 13, 2011

senorita beater

British term for Spanish lager. In the same vain as Stella Artois is known as wife beater.

Fancy a pint of senorita beater?

by Unkn0wnz0r! October 7, 2005

Senioritis

noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.

Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns?

Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I got senioritis.

by Joe C. November 11, 2004