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C.A.M.F. 

Acronym for Cock-Ass Mother Fucker- An annoying little bastard that no matter what they do they always mess up. Basically a scrub that you just want to punch in the face. Or they can only complete Frisbee throws on the curve.
"Dude, Brandon, your a C.A.M.F."
C.A.M.F. by TBK inc. January 7, 2012

c.a.m.f. 

Dude, those fishmongers are some C.A.M.F.'s
c.a.m.f. by So cal chief March 4, 2004
To be a "Chill ass motherfucker," hence the c.a.m.f. Someone who would fall in line of this catagory is a listener of Sublime or a frequent beach dweller.
"Dude, we sat on the beach all day and were just a bunch of C.A.M.F's"
c.a.m.f by So cal chief March 4, 2004
Crazy Ass Mother Fucker
C.A.M.F by Nicholas Waldr January 15, 2008

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

L.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f

Let me eat your pussy till you cream all over my pussy
Bitch l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f