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A dumb blond. A blond that is dumb. Someone of little or no intelligence. Someone who needs everything to be explained to them through diagrams. A person that doesn't understand the majority of jokes, therefore not finding them funny.
Chieu is so dooms. She keeps biting me and trying to get jiggy with a plastic deer.
dooms by i.l. January 2, 2008

Dooms Week 

The days in which students are forced to go through extreme torture due to examination from faculty members who love to enjoy to see students work harder then they do at any given day. Usually held at the end of a semester, followed by partying and extreme drug abuse, which leads to mental retardation.

It's just one of those weeks that happens to give you HELL, it occurs twice a year, and it often induces extreme insomnia and makes one look like a student on crack.

See Dooms Day
"D00ms Week, Orly?"

"Dooms Week has grabbed my balls and twisted them hard, I'm way too stressed bro I hardly have time to sleep"
Dooms Week by Darkmasterchief January 1, 2008

Dooms Day 

The day when a student is forced to face his worst fear, a midterm or god-forbid a Final.

Also written as D00ms Day.
See Dooms Week
"Good luck on Dooms Day, dude!"
Dooms Day by Darkmasterchief January 1, 2008

Dooms Day Device 

The fictional device that the Russians had in Dr. Strangelove that would automatically set off if the USA ever attacked the Soviet Union. It's detination would destroy the entire world. The reasoning was that it was a whole lot cheaper to make it and threaten the world then try to keep up in Arms Race, Space Race and Peace Race against the USA.
It's a Dooms Day Device, able to blow up the entire world with jsut a flick of a switch.

Dooms Clay 

When you are attacked by handfuls of clay in retaliation to an ambush. This often leads to being completely covered in clay and needing to purchase a new cell phone, shoes, glasses, etc.
Our professor brought Dooms Clay upon three students when they attacked his ceramics class with nerf guns.
Dooms Clay by Ultimate Fist Pump February 9, 2010