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anal fist fest 

A fest of anal fistings, preferably a gang bang
anal fist fest by Come mi culo September 15, 2017

Alabama Fist Fest 

the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.
one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!

fist festival

Fred: Hey, Phil...did you score at the party the other night?

Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.
fist festival by KingCobraRules August 24, 2010

arse fist festival 

Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).
Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?

Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
arse fist festival by Bad Brians January 30, 2014
An event where several gay males spend some time sexually fisting each other while being fisted.
- Hey Tomy!
- Hi Vik!
- Tomy, why are your walking like you rode a horse all weekend long?
- Because I went to a friend's house to met his friends and we fistfested each other all night long.
(Vik moves back slowly, then starts running in the opposite direction...)
fistfest by ElectroVik December 9, 2008
An event where several gay males spend some time sexually fisting each other while being fisted.
- Hey Tomy!
- Hi Vik!
- Tomy, why are your walking like you rode a horse all weekend long?
- Because I went to a friend's house to met his friends and he organized a fistfest. We fistfested each other all night long.
(Vik slowly moves backward, then starts running in the opposite direction...)
fistfest by Electrovik November 10, 2008