Pronounced “Nigger” because when pronounced, the “t” at the end of the word is silent. This word means that you are thoughtful, caring, or compassionate.
The Niggertron is an advanced piece of social engineering technology. It is a machine that consists of a chamber, that can contain a man, and a separate fuel chamber.
A white man enters the chamber and the transformation begins after adding 2 bananas to the fuel chamber. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed nigger.
Prod the nigger back into the chamber with a stick and add another 2 bananas. In a blinding flash......out walks a transformed chimpanzee.
No bananas were harmed in the development and operation of this transformative technology.
Niggertron Industries is an equal opportunity employer.
The Niggertron is a green appliance that is predicted to be in every modern home next decade. Presidential approval pending.