A perpetual, ever-existent light mustache that is not bold enough to be taken seriously in the world of facial hair, nor is it light enough to be deemed unnoticable, as if the guy does not care and smokes pot all day.
Mustaches were big in the eighties and have always been big with cops and firemen. For some reason most normal guys can't pull it off. So they grow a stunnerstache as a prank to draw attention to their upper lip.