When you meet Carol, some maybe think she’
s pretty nice and chill, some may even make comments about her big nose or say she looks like Doofenshmirtz.
Once you get to know her, however, you
will soon realize she is the littlest party monster on the face of the
earth, she
will cry if there is no alcohol or drugs at a party, and if you piss her off she
will fucking roast you rotisserie style and she means business. Do not under estimate this crazy legend.
This one of a kind alcoholic, druggie, no fuck giving crackhead
will change your life forever. She can be irresponsible so keep your Carol in check! Don’t let her injest things you think are bad, and if you give her chocolate after midnight she
will have diarrhea.
With Carols, it is highly advised not to take them in public because they
will either; embarrass you, cause a scene, say something out loud she shouldn’t, break things big and small, be clumsy, and much more.
You
will soon realize you love your CarolAnn Crackhead like no other, cause that’s what she is, no other. This crazy irresponsible Gucci phone case having alchohal drunking drug promoting Crackhead makes a good friend so stay in her good side and she
will treat you well, and she
will care about you and defend you. Gotta love your Carol.
She’s just a crackhead though.
CarolAnn Crackhead:
Hey I know it’s 3 AM but let’s jump out of the second story of my
house and crawl to a
party!
Avery: Uhhhh Carol I don’t know if that’s such a good idea...
CarolAnn Crackhead: THEY ARE GETTING LIT WITHOUT ME!!!
