From Monty Python "You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms." A pejorative used to designate a person who is obviously worse than an ass-kisser.
TBW- Total Body Workout. This is the workout all frat stars and college studs follow before they pump their fists before a frat formal and socials with sororities. Frat stars think this is the fastest legal way to get big before they start bonging beers and ripping bongs.
Adam: Bro, I want to get big before that big frat formal of ours. I want my date to get wetlooking at me.