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Mustache water 

Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")

Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.
When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.

She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.
Mustache water by Laerin August 10, 2010
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moustache water 

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.
Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.
moustache water by rob April 4, 2003

Water Moustache 

I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.

Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.

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John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.
Water Moustache by Sai Lomochi December 2, 2018

watered down mustache 

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

shaney@hboilers.com has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!
watered down mustache by harmicar August 23, 2008

Watering the Moustache 

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.
Dude, are you still watering the moustache!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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