Rob: “Is that chocolate on your chin?”
Matt: “No! The craziest thing happened last night. I went
whale hunting, and this fat bitch
shit on my chest... Which I'm into. Then out of nowhere she flops her fat ass right down on me. That shit went everywhere.”
Rob: “Ah yes, the old S&S, classic move from obviously a classy lady.”
Matt: “I know, we’re
supposed to go out again tonight.”