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1. Noun. A person who eats too much fattening food or a fat person.

2. Noun. A fattening snack cake.
1. "Look at that fatcake eating that pizza. Disgusting."
2. "OMG I just ran out of fatcakes T-T"
Fatcake by The Six of One July 8, 2010
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Fat Cake 

Army jargon for snack cakes such as honey buns, zebra cakes, twinkies, muffins, hostess cakes, etc.
You've been eating too many fat cakes soldier!
Fat Cake by Grey23 May 10, 2011

fat cake 

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried
a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake 

When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.

She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.

fartcakes 

cakes made after a woman releases her stinky digestive gas into it
These cakes are fartcakes!
fartcakes by Danielle V October 20, 2008
The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor.
I can't believe I just pulled a FatJake.
Ha Ha, Tiesha just pulled a FatJake.
Don't talk shit to me; I'll make you pull a FatJake.
Wow, that FatJake was really refreshing; Just what I needed to wake me up!
She pulled a FatJake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.
I broke my backbone from pulling a FatJake.
FatJake by Jake Halverson October 2, 2007