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Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.
Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap
Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

Fatopotamus 

One who is fat like a hippo.

fatopotami (Pl.)

Vik B*****g is a fatopotamus
Fatopotamus by Ricky Jhajj July 27, 2008

fagapotamus

avi will turn fagapotamus on you when you try to take his burger from him.
fagapotamus by chendeezler November 23, 2006

failopotamus 

n. One who fails so much and in such a way that they can be compared to as a huge failing animal.
"Dude, have you heard the new Puddle of Mudd CD?"
"Man, you are such a failopotamus!"
failopotamus by ep1c. May 5, 2008
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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