Shitfuckton 

A combination of shitfuck and fuckton used to denote an extremely large quantity, more than a shit load or a fuckton.

How much reading do I have to do by tomorrow? A shitfuckton!

Shitfuckton by d3monk1ng July 1, 2010

shitfuckton 

1. an extremely large, ginormous amount, bigger than your mom's ass and the fucking universe, usually used to describe an emotion or feeling towards something in a good or bad way

I love you a shitfuckton, because i'm just that awesome and a lot just isn't enough.

shitfuckton by lmw1207 October 16, 2012

shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

Shitfucking tea bitch 

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

Shitfucking tea bitch by cornholouos February 17, 2010

Shitfuckwanktwatbastard 

The most sacred word of the English language, to be used only when the user is in extreme agony.

Man: (To wife) Could you give me a blowwy?
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then

*Wife begins the deed*

Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?

*Wife bites down hard*

Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!

Shitfuckwanktwatbastard by Billy Sheepfucker April 22, 2007

shitfuckcuntbitch 

chewing gum in the hall way

fucking the shit out of a bitch with a gaping pussy and vaginal fluids seep through the pussy while fucking

dude, i shitfuckcuntbitched marisa the other night.
ew dude, wtf

shitfuckcuntbitch by joe blowed69dicks February 13, 2010

Shitfuckcocklane 

A Word used to both describe a very crappy street, or the street on which cockboy lives.

1. "Cockboy, where do you live?"
"I live on Shitfuckcocklane"

2. "Man, i Live on a Shitfuckcocklane, and it sucks... I get robbed twice an hour! My robber has a scedule for christ's sake!"

Shitfuckcocklane by aeiurgnuwrnvfa June 28, 2006