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turd turban 

The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban
Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!
turd turban by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009

dog turdin’ it 

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.
I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.
dog turdin’ it by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019
A big dookie like a chocolate swirl ice cream sundae right on the head of an unknowing loser, creating the image of HAAJI from Johnny Quest. Thus the turdbin is born.
I gave Mike a turdbin while he was asleep, then railed the stripper.
turdbin by Captain Cornhole March 13, 2004
When someone craps on your head with a long turd and a swirling motion. the result is a pile of dookie shaped like a turbin. hence: the name turdbin
I gave osama bin laden a turdbin.
turdbin by Kevin Mathis March 12, 2004

speed turdin' 

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
Its a blanket! It's a towel!. No I just took a super shit on his turdbin.
turdbin by ihoasa123 April 26, 2010