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Indianapolis Colts 

The Colts were established in 1953 as Baltimore's NFL franchise. The quickly established themselves as contenders after signed quarterback Johnny Unitas, one of the greatest in the history of the game. With Johnny U, they won the NFL championship in back to back years in 1958-59 and lost in the title game in 1964. The Colts continued their dominance in the late 1960s and early 1970s. In 1968, they headed to the Super Bowl and were heavy favorites to win the title. However, they choked under pressure and lost to the Jets in stunning fashion. The Colts made up for their shortcomings in Super Bowl V. In Unitas's last year as a starter, the Colts beat Dallas for the title on a last second Jim O'Brien field goal. Up and down throughout the next decade, the Colts moved to Indianapolis in 1984, to the shock of players and fans alike. Owner Robert Irsay secretly made the relocation deal, and information of the move didn't leak to the media until the day after the franchise had moved. Playoff berths were sparse in Indianapolis until quarterback Peyton Manning and receiver Marvin Harrison joined forces in the late 1990s, becoming an amazing duo and leading a high powered offense. While offense has led the team into the playoffs 6 times in the last 7 years, defense has consistantly been a problem. Also, Manning's performance seems to slip in the postseason, and this proficient passer has yet to reach football's title game. In 2005, after having the best record in football, the Colts were bounced in the division round in an odd game against the champion Steelers.
"Vanderjagt for the tie. That kick is up, it has the distance, but it's no good. And it is over. The Pittsburgh Steelers are moving on, and the Indianapolis Colts see their season come to an end. Mike Vanderjagt, the game's most accurte kicker, chokes on the big stage."

Indianapolis Colts 

A very dangerous team in the AFC. They have a history of beating the hell out of their opponents.
The Indianapolis Colts played against the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field and just beat the hell out of them.
Indianapolis Colts by Saints January 16, 2005

Indianapolis Interruptor 

Can take place in a variety of situations - but usually at a party, gala, event, etc. It is when a man is receiving any sort of sexual pleasuring to his penis and right as he is going to blow his load, someone behind him opens the door and startles him, causing him to turn around quickly and shoot his hot cream onto the face of the person who opened the door, aka the "interruptor."
Drew: "Hey man get me a beer from that back room."

Steve: "Ok."

As door opens - Steve gets a hot cream to his face.

Steve: "WTF!!! I cannot believe I just became an Indianapolis Interruptor."

Indianapolis Colts 

An awesome team that will make it to a Super Bowl under Manning.
The Colts had the #10 defense in 03', and just to compare NE was #7 and Carolina was #8.

Indianapolis Motor Beltway 

Another name for Interstate 465, the beltway (ring freeway) surrounding the city of Indianapolis, Indiana. Approximately 50 miles long, it passes through four cities (Indianapolis, Lawrence, Beech Grove, and Carmel). Most of its length is in Indianapolis.

The freeway is also known for motorists' general ignorance of the speed limit (55 MPH). A majority of traffic moves at 70 MPH or faster, garnering this freeway this nickname.

I-465's north and east legs are also characterized by severe traffic jams rivaling those of much larger cities. This is exacerbated by the high number of semitrucks/tractor-trailers that traverse the freeway at all hours of the day.
I love fooling out-of-towners into thinking that the Indy 500 consists of 10 laps around the Indianapolis Motor Beltway.

Indianapolis 500 

Formerly the greatest spectacle in racing, until the idiot grandson ruined it.

FTG
The real winner of the 2002 Indianapolis 500 was Paul Tracy.
Indianapolis 500 by RaceGrrl December 20, 2003

Indianapolis Colts 

former Baltimore Colts of Johnny U; went to Indy in 1981 in the middle of the night; sucked for many years; now good w/ Manning and Harrison
The Colts haven't won a Super Bowl since 1971
Indianapolis Colts by 0000 October 16, 2003