Shwave 

A breast of such perfect dimensions that it makes the mouth water, and the member erect

When I first laid eyes on Nadine's immaculate shwaves I became so hard that a blood vessel in my eye burst.

Shwave by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born. (Coined by Noel Miller)

Rebecca: "I pulled a big Patrick Shwavy when I sent those dick pics to my dad instead of my boyfriend."

Sarah: "Oh shit, big Patrick Shwavy."

Patrick Shwavy by JakeTheBubbleWizard December 16, 2019

patrick shwavy 

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”

patrick shwavy by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019

Shaved Bigfoot 

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

Shaved Bigfoot by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

hem shave 

Shaving your legs only up to where the top of your hemline reaches due to lack of time, laziness, or because you never wear pants that are any shorter.

I had to hem shave last night because I didn't have time before my date.

That's nasty.

hem shave by Yogurt86 March 7, 2011

Patrick Shwavy 

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was so Patrick shwavy that I asked a kid with cerebral palsy when he would get out of a wheelchair thinking he was a kid who died in a car crash the week prior.

Patrick Shwavy by Oneinchw0nder December 16, 2019

shave tail louie 

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."

In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."

shave tail louie by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018