Dweed 

An alternative word for 'fuck' more commonly used in Glasgow Scotland

Dude 1: What do you think of that chic?

Dude 2: Dweed!

Dude 1: What about those 3 girls?

Dure 2: Dweed, dweed, would'neh dweed

Dweed by VixenGlasvagas February 5, 2010

Dweed 

A person that you would normally call a dweeb, but since they smoke such copious amount of marijuana they can only be referred to as a Dweed.

Johnny McHighverson just sits in his room all day watching Star Trek and smoking pot. Man, he's such a dweed.

Dweed by GFYGAH February 27, 2011

dweed 

a small piece or collection of food that snots over and lodges itself inconspicuously into your throat to rot. It remains there until expelled at a later time often by a violent cough or sneeze.

"Eww, I just coughed up a dweed, wanna smell?"

dweed by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

dweed 

A nerdy/dorky pot smoker. Portmanteau of "dork" and "weed," variation of dweeb.

God, my brother is such a dweed. He just sits on that couch playing Dungeons and Dragons with his mouth-breathing stoner buddies all day.

dweed by SpongeSeb April 11, 2016

dweed 

This word was created circa 1973 by a group of high-school students at a northern Indiana school and led to the accidental creation of the word dweeb.

The original intent of this word was to be a shortened form of dickweed. By using the word dweed, they were able to call their classmates derogatory terms in front of teachers with no repercussions.

Because only a select group of students knew what was actually being said, the word was mispronounced in abundance, causing the word to involve dweeb.

"You're such a dweed."

"I'm not a dweeb!"

dweed by Child of originator April 6, 2014

dweed 

Like a thing-a-ma-bob, something that you don't know what else to call it.
Can be used as a derisive term for a person in the sense that you're calling them a "thing".

What's a dweed? (Lots of giggling)

dweed by Anonymous March 19, 2003

dweed 

weed, pot, marijuana; abr. of "the weed"

...some call it "dweed"... Peter Tosh "Legalize It"

dweed by Snake Snail Doggie Tail April 20, 2010