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sleepage 

term used when you need a massive amount of sleep
need sleepage NOW
sleepage by sir sleepage August 28, 2003

sleepless 

with out sleep you close your eyes only for them to open again u blink and its already 6 am and you hear the stupid bird chirping outside and you just want to hit them with a rock
boy: I slept great

girl: I was sleepless go fuck yourself brad
sleepless by bella_5792 July 6, 2015
Seeable (see-able) able-to-see
Persona 1: "Eyo esse, you think that the orion is seeable tonight?"

Persona 2: "Ay cabron, no se!"
seeable by Martinez_EXG August 13, 2009

Sleepless Elite 

Sleepless elite: About 2% of the world's population are considered "sleepless elite" which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.
Sam meets Emma for coffee at 9am: You look a little tired today, Emma.
Emma: I know, I was up late again.

Sam: How do you function on such little sleep?

Emma: Eh, who knows! Consider me the sleepless elite!
Sleepless Elite by Ambalise May 15, 2016

sleepbaked 

The term was originally coined by me in #jj2 during a late night of hilarity. The concept is simple.

Baked, of course, means you are high, which may entail laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Sleepbaked (or sleep baked) is simply being baked from having hardly any sleep, or from being up late when you would be sleeping.
Most practice fields don't bleed.
sleepbaked by Spaztic December 28, 2003

Slappable 

The ability to be slapped. Possibly leaving a red mark.

Like Kim Kardashian's butt.
"I would love to slap Kim Kardashian's big, juicy ass."
"Yeah! Her ass is totally slappable."
Slappable by Boota Lover February 7, 2013