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Sara Palin 

The scariest fucking idea anyone has ever come up with.
GOP 1: "How can we get this armageddon thing moving?"

GOP 2: "We need a president that is dumber than Bush, but has more conviction to the bible; someone who believes that the dinosaurs walked the earth 4,000 years ago, and who has super human eyesight as to see Russia from Alaska."

GOP 1: "Bingo, I got it! Sara Palin!"

GOP 2: "Brilliant!"
Sara Palin by 8088Y80M8 January 1, 2012
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Sara Palin 

Sara Palin 

An after thought.
"Man Sara Palin is in the news again."

"Sara who?"
Sara Palin by AllenGarcia October 5, 2012

Sara Palin 

female version of Ann Coulter, Governor of Alaska, Republican nominee in 2008 for Vice President. Believes that Roe vs Wade should be overturned, that Creationism is real and I.M. is actually Science. Not only still believes that there was a connection between Iraq and 911, but that the war in Iraq is "Gods Plan". Believes alaskan rape victims should buy their own rape kits. Alaskan Natives hate her because she dissed them, Alaskan Special needs families hate her because she cut the budget for them by 68%, Hillary Clinton followers hate her because she is trying to set womens rights back 30 years, and her daughters boyfriend hates her because she is making him marry her daughter, Bristol. May in fact be the most ignorant person to ever run for any public office.
What is the difference between Sara Palins Vagina and a Clown car?
Sara Palin by JayCee2010 October 27, 2008

Sara Palin Question 

(n) A question that you should know the answer to but were to ignorant to find out for yourself
Let me ask you a Sara Palin Question, is France a country?
Sara Palin Question by AKAL September 12, 2011

sarahpalin 

burning, itching, dysuria? you might have sarahpalin
sarahpalin by lexicali slim November 18, 2009

Sarapalinate

The ability to create new words out of thin air, or misspeaking, and then convincing others that the word is fact.
John: "Tom, could you please 'refudiate' from building your fence so close to my property line?"

Tom: "I think I've just been sarapalinated! John, you meant to say 'repudiate' right?"

John: "No, I meant 'refudiate'. I'm like Shakespere you know..."
Sarapalinate by Newsie65 July 22, 2010