S.O.J. 

Sons Of Jersey (Skate team)

Wow!!! That skate team named S.O.J. is the shit

S.O.J. by little puddin' tatter April 5, 2010

S.O.J. 

simply outta jizz or so outta jizz

Jack was S.O.J. with his mom last night.

S.O.J. by aslkd January 27, 2007

That's what O.J. said 

A variant of "That's what she said," giving a feel of what O.J. Simpson would say. Said by people who are guilty but refuse to admit it.

1: A - It wasn't me, I swear!
B - That's what O.J. said!

2: A- I swear, I was framed!
B - That's what O.J. said!

3: A - I didn't do it!
B - That's what O.J. said!

That's what O.J. said by ReNeGaDeNorman April 30, 2011

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A by xCascade October 21, 2010

j.o.s.h 

Joy Of Staying Home. Feeling content with staying home and stopping the spread of Covid19.
Antonym: FOMO

Jodie - Hi Susan, how are you coping during the covid lockdown? have you found the J.O.S.H?

Susan: Hi Jodie, to tell the truth, its been hard but I found J.O.S.H by ordering gourmet takeaway food from restaurants, video calls with friends and have cleared every cupboard in the house.

j.o.s.h by J- rowl July 13, 2020

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O. 

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O. by xoxkers February 13, 2022

j.o.'s 

short version the jordans

he was wearing the new j.o.'s

j.o.'s by ?. December 23, 2005