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Voluntainment 

Voluntainment (noun) occurs when you volunteer at a function or event, and are entertained at the same time.
While participating in a charity fund-raiser that featured live Classic Rock bands, the numberous volunteers were entertained while performing their duties. The act of doing so is voluntainment.
Voluntainment by Neil Laing August 27, 2008

Violenting 

Physically harming or abusing someone, but with a funnier word.
I would kick him in the stomach but I hate physically violenting people
Violenting by asaspades August 16, 2010

nine volting

A sex technique much similar to scissoring except with two men. Both men assume a sitting position while laying on their sides, then they back their asses up to each other and insert their penises into the other's butts.
Dan isn't a bitch when it comes to gay sex, he likes nine volting, so it is all mutual.
V-The act of female masturbation. A mixture of spelunking and vagina.
I couldn't help but take a valunking trip after watching Edward in Twilight.
Valunking by swandive February 8, 2010

9 volting 

Licking of the anus.

It's like licking a 9 volt battery, you know you shouldn't do it but you do it anyway...
You 9 volt your girlfriend.

You lick the ring hole - 9 volting.

As a payout: gary 9 volts joe - he is a 9 volter.
9 volting by cotdayum July 4, 2011

Voluntired 

The condition in which you continually agree to volunteer for various events to the point of complete mental and physical exhaustion
Between the school fundraiser, the cancer awareness rally and planning the 4H field trip, I am VOLUNTIRED!