Release the kraken 

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

Release the kraken by ashraptor April 1, 2010

Release the Kraken 

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.

Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"

Release the Kraken by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 January 17, 2011

release the Kraken 

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis

Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.

release the Kraken by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010

Release The Kraken 

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

Release The Kraken by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

release the kraken 

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

release the kraken by valet6969 October 6, 2010

Release the Kraken 

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

Release the Kraken by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011

Release The Kraken 

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

Release The Kraken by The Zohon January 4, 2015