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Eric was being a real Pentis when we played Siege the other day.
Pentis by Uncle Dinkles December 9, 2017
a dude who is in to his own sister who is a dirty whore
pentis by Anonymous March 3, 2003
(peen-tiss) verb.,

putting your dinky in your underwear then putting it in your pants.
person 1: "are you done pissing?"
person 2: "yeah i just have t pentis"
pentis by monkeymommy January 11, 2022

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."