Russian Cream

A popular drink among homo and bisexual men and many women, similar to the White Russian except the milk/cream is substituted for sperm. Often described as fruity and delicious with an acrid afterburn.

"That Russian Cream tasted Jizz-tastic"

"My mouth feels raw now but at least I'm satisfied."

by You're such an Andy March 4, 2010

Russian Cream Pie

when you spit a loogie into a girl’s vagina, then blow a cloud of cremè broulè Juul smoke up there. once you start laying down the pipe and the smoke squeezes out, RUSSIAN CREAM PIE.

“I gave her a Russian cream pie, then she left me on read the next day.”

by jxhnnyrxckstar February 17, 2021

Russian Cookies & Cream

One girl takes a shit on another girls tits, while a couple of men (preferably 5) proceed to jack off onto the girl's tits, often preceded by the ejaculation of the second onto the shit for added flavor.

"Hey, man. I went to Sally's the other day with Rebecca and the guys, and we did a Russian Cookies & Cream."

"That's lit, bro."

by nolan121405 September 29, 2018

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023

Creamy Russian

A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.

Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.

by CoverFireStyx January 28, 2022

Creampie Russian Roulette

Give/get a creampie. If you or your partner gets pregnant, you kill yourself.

Bro 1: i really can't decide if I should kill myself or keep on living.

Bro 2: why don't u let ur cock decide. Do the creampie russian roulette.

by krazyfilipinx October 25, 2023