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statusfaction 

the feeling of elation one experiences when they are quite pleased with their clever facebook (or other online networking site) status. usually accompanied by a smug grin or a laugh that begs to be asked, "what's so funny?"
"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."
statusfaction by The Pep April 6, 2009

facebook statusfaction 

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction
"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

statisfaction 

A feeling of happiness that can only be derived from one's superior status.
In choosing between Yale and the community college, she knew that only Yale would give her family statisfaction.
statisfaction by jane and judy December 14, 2008

statisfaction 

The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.
eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).

"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"
statisfaction by Andrew Zelin December 9, 2008

STATUSfaction 

The art of feeling completely gratified by your current post on FaceBook.
With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.