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Loveland 

Loveland, Colorado, is a city just south of Fort Collins by about fifteen minutes, west of Greeley by twenty, North of Denver by forty five, and East of Estes by an hour.

It's a quiet town with a relatively low crime rate and a population of roughly 67,000, the population being a majority of white folks, the rest being Hispanics and the occasional color added by the very rare African American.

The high schools are as follows:

Loveland High: The snooty, self-centered rich kids with a rocking football team.

Mountain View High: The school for the drug-addled otakus, but with a seriously rocking Academic record.

Thompson Valley High: Pot-smoking white kids who wish they were black and can't play football, but with the best arts program in town.

Harold Ferguson High: This is where the rejects, druggies, morons, losers, pregnant teenagers, failures and other detritus of school congregate. Not much to say here.

The town has a good education system set up, the roads are nice and fairly well kept, the traffic decent, the people generally friendly. Also, many people send their Valentine's their for remailing, and it is the only city with a major metropolitan high way going through the middle of a cemetery.

There is a nice library and Rec. Center, and a rich downtown with lots of history. A place you'd stay to raise kids, but you move out of if you are older than 18.

By Contrast, there is a Loveland Ski resort with fabulous skiing and friendly workers.
Tom: I was thinking about sending out my Valentine.

Dick: Send it to Loveland first, they have these neat stamps they put on them before mailing them to your Valentine.

Harry: I want to go skiing.

Dick: Er...that was random. But you could go to the Loveland Ski resort.

Tom: What are you, a frickin' Brittanica of local knowledge?
Loveland by Nekko_Fox August 22, 2011

Loveland 

not just a fucking ski resort you douchebags; it's also a city and it's located about 15 min. south of Fort Collins; it's the town people send their Valentine's Day cards for remailing (what's that, you ask? google it)
Where are you from?
Loveland.
Oh, the ski resort!
No, doucebag. Loveland, the Sweetheart City. Look it up.
Loveland by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

loveland 

being in a happy and connected emotional state with your lover
"I'm tired of fighting, honey. I want to be back in loveland with you."

"I remember when we were in loveland all the time. Those were the days..."

"Can we stop talking about this and have sex? I'd rather be in loveland with you again."
loveland by California Dreamin' February 24, 2010

Loveland 

A ski area approx 60 miles west of Denver, CO located along I-70 at the continental divide. Loveland is known for being un-crowded (thus slower to be tracked out on powder days) and large amounts of terrain above the tree line.
The last snow was a couple days ago but I'm sure conditions are still good at Loveland.
Loveland by exgaysurvivordan June 10, 2010

loveland 

To loveland, is to force an incredibly awkward situation on a girl. This can refer to unwanted sexual innuendo or unrestrained physicality. It can also refer to turning a friendly meeting into a romantic date.
He offered to give her a ride back to her house and then pulled a loveland by taking her to have dinner in Venice.
loveland by LMU Kid May 1, 2010

Loveland High School 

A horrible school full of white trash with middle aged moms named Karen that ask for the manager when their expired coupon isnt being accepted. They all think theyre so bad smoking a juul in the bathroom and getting caught by Buis. The lunch food is just a live chicken shoved in a blender with a bit of salt for seasoning. They still use TikTok and think theyre cool because they have 212 followers. Theyre all named Jack or Logan or some white shit like that and they sniff sharpies for fun. They print supreme stickers and put them on their shirts and think its hilarious. Nothing else exists except nike and lulu lemon. Their football team has scronny freshman that are 5"3' and weigh 124 pounds starting.
Jason: Yo where do you go to school?
Logan: Loveland High School.
Jason: Shit man that sucks

Loveland high school 

loveland high school is basically 97% white to the point where they had to make a diversity group in the middle school. full of people who try to become tiktok famous by dancing to obsessed by maria carey because it’s “so quirky” especially with their 37 followers. all the wannabe baddies try to juul in class bc they think it’ll make them popular. white ass boys wear nike shorts in the winter, the tiktok girls who’ve been trying to become famous for 7 weeks (but their moms won’t let them make their accounts public) wear crop tops and shorts all year long, there’s the weird furries with greasy hair who hiss at you in the halls, and there’s always that ghetto bitch who argues with the teacher.
“she goes to loveland high school? she’s probably white then, right?”
Loveland high school by kahhzooo November 2, 2019