An Aldric is a person who is funny and smart. He is very awkward and tends to blurt random things out. He isn’t one of the cool kids but isn’t the nerdy type either. He is shy around strangers but once you get to know them they will literally make you laugh so hard you’ll die. An Aldric is always nice to be around until you get on his bad side. Aldrics cannot get a significant other well but once they do, they will stay loyal to them.
1: “OMG this guy made me laugh so much yesterday!”
2: “Oh, he must be an Aldric.”
A satanic call center that pays you exactly 1/3 less than what they tell you. The windows are painted blue because the foreign investors are asian. (blue is an industrial color in Asian society) The entire place looks like a huge blue penis that had the circulation cut off.
Look, that Hobo got a job at Alorica! No Jimmy, he just works there.
A small village located near Worcester in the west midlands mainly populated with old people. Its idea of a skate-park is a tarmacked corner of a field , it has an ongoing war with the opposing end of the village ; alfrick pound which has a population of around 6 including the sheep