wacker plunk

The act of masturbating to internet porn while taking a shit on the toilet.

Jebidiah enjoined a long wacker plunk after a night of eating bean tacos at one of the many trashy Portland, OR strip clubs.

wacker plunk by JAJman69 January 23, 2010

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wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

wanker planker by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

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Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

Plank-Wanker by Funky W June 9, 2011

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Plank-Wanker

An insult for a snow skier.

Get outta my way you damn plank-wanker, I'm tryna shred.

Plank-Wanker by lady killaz January 20, 2016

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