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A mythical animal know to be a close relative to the ardvark family, known to have been sighted on numerous occasions, on the sunset off the saudi arabia desert sands and also just on the outskirts of manhattan.
The tale's that are told of 'Kertamin' are that he slowly trots across the saudia arabia deserts making his way towards manhatton for a reason no one knows.
Claim's have statted when he's restting he has a coconut and a lime beside him, the instrumental of 'put the lime and the coconut' by 'harry nilsson' starts to play quietly from the distance.

This mythical animal has only been sighted by the younger genaration ranging from 17-26 year olds. Kertamin has been sighted whilst under the influence's of illegal substance's and also intoxicated by alcohol. This strange animal has had some effect's on those who have encounted it (effect's last up to 15 to 48 hours).

These effects insist of a hallucinogenic effect which is seeing coconut's with a slice or whole lime next to it. Another effect is more of a 'possesed' type effect, in the way you place your right arm infront of your face and swing it slowly from left to right as if it was an ardvark's trunk.

No one has got recorded proof of 'Kertamin' so therefore has just remained a myth for people to discover, to believe in or to chase.
Example..

boy 1: 'dude, what the fuck is that!?'
boy 2: 'thats the creature..KertAmin!'
Kertamin by teddypain January 18, 2010
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Ketamine Kyle 

Originates from the Granite City also known as Aberdeen.

practically lives outside and goes about asking people for spare change so that he can buy illegal narcotics, he often hangs about town and would walk about aimlessly doing nothing but ask people for money. Famous for always being fucked on ketamine and singing. Most common words heard by kyle are = "look at the state of you", "have you got any spare change for me?" and other phrases populated by many junkies.
M - "shan no way is that Ketamine Kyle?"
T - "haha no way it is"
T - "oi Ketamine Kyle how you doin?"
Kyle - "look at the state of you"
T - "look at the state of you, you have like two teeth"
Kyle - "fuck off min"
M - "shan what a stinker"
Ketamine Kyle by AsdaMann March 14, 2018

ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die 

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

Ketamine stones 

ket•a•mine stones

/ˈketəmɪn stəʊnz'/

Noun

Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption
Doctor: Nurse, have you noticed the recent surge in wooks coming in with severe Ketamine stones?
A normally unpopular thing not thought about too often. However, Lego Yoda loves this drug. He will go to the ends of the Earth to get it and will completely and utterly fuck you up if you won’t give it to him.

People say that he’s crazy. Damn right he’a crazy. Crazy is an understatement. He has essentially become a slave to Ketamine sellers. I don’t know why he loves Ketamine of all things, all I know is that he does.
MMMMM! A ketamine addiction, I have. Destroying my life, it is.

KETAMINE KYLE 

Local self made million, located in Aberdeen. Due to the financial crisis of 2008/9 he was forced into the dark life of male prostitution and developed a deep ketamine addiction.
Ketamine Kyle where the fucks your teeth
KETAMINE KYLE by mcbellend123 April 27, 2019
A substance commonly used for Anaesthesia of animals and small children. Popularized by John Lilly as a psychoactive substance somewhat related to Phencycledine (PCP) in effect. In Timothy Leary's 8-circuit-model of consciousness this drug is associated with the 8th and highest circuit. Effects of a solid dose (particularly injected) include intense OOBE's (out of body experiences), Lilliputian hallucinations (feeling "as big as the universe" or "as small as an electron", often simultaneously) and other such psychedelic effects.
Jesus Christ, I think I took too much ketamine, I'm so deep in the hole I can hardly talk!
ketamine by Charos July 6, 2005