A word used by non-experts to make themselves sound like an expert. Has more syllables than the word expertise, thus the speaker attempts to sound more intelligent, but usually fails.
Eddie: "Are you finished yet dude? I have important things to do like watch mold grow."
Brandon: "I am trying to share my experticity with you, now that you are a single guy"
Eddie: "I don't get paid enough to have to hear this, go down the hall and share it with Ray."
Expertishious(ly): An adjective used to describe something that is accurate; based in truth or fact.
“The museum was filled with expertishious information.”
“I already know I expertishiously failed my exam earlier today, I don’t even need to check the grade.”