give birth 

have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)

i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!

i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!

i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!

give birth by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

Give birth to Pumbaa 

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.

Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww

Give birth to Pumbaa by SM_defined August 1, 2020

give birth to a diglett 

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

give birth to a diglett by Monk286 May 28, 2009

give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

give birth to a politician by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007

give birth to a sailor 

When a U.S. Marine takes a shit. A term not enjoyed by the U.S. Navy.

Excuse me, I need to to the shitter and 'give birth to a sailor.'

give birth to a sailor by Mark C. September 15, 2005

give birth to a democrat 

Taking an enormous shit.

After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.

give birth to a democrat by B Clinton May 3, 2008

give birth to a negro 

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

give birth to a negro by KDIZZO March 23, 2005