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The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.
I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.
beerdick by flypina July 13, 2006
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beesdicky 

A way to measure things in a small amount. Smaller than a centimetre. Think of a bumble bee. Now think of his manly bit. Beesdicky is the word.
Bring the truck back a beesdicky
beesdicky by Bonnie Parker November 8, 2007

Beef Dick 

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
Beef Dick by Piss House March 28, 2022