Countdown Girl

Countdown Girl - A female that looks good from a distance, but her appearance becomes progressively worse upon approach.

"I thought she was hot, but she ended up being a Countdown Girl."

"What do you mean a countdown girl?"

"I thought she was a 10, but as I was walking up to her she turned into a 9...8...7...6..."

*Hysterical Laughter*

Countdown Girl by Dee Wayne December 7, 2009

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Countdown Girl

An attractive female who studies maths or has a degree in it.

However it can generally be used to describe any attractive and intelligent girl.

"Brooo, you see that fit girl walk out of science class?" Damn she's a proper countdown girl"

Countdown Girl by shitsplatter September 21, 2013

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countdown girl

A person that every time you see them their Hotness level drops, beer or any other such judgment imparting drink or substances not involved

Dude, she is a countdown girl, yesterday she was a 10 and today shes a 9, who knows how far she will fall.

countdown girl by CisforCookie January 3, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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