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the hoffman 

A move in which a man, preferably a frat-star/bro-king, fingers a girl and then proceeds to stick his fingers in the girls mouth so that she may taste herself.
Last night Josh was telling me that he had some slam piece over. He was fingering her and then started to shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!
the hoffman by Brobi one knobi November 5, 2009
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The Hoffman 

when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.
as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty
The Hoffman by b dwys September 13, 2007

The Dustin Hoffman 

When you bang a girls asshole with your nose
I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus

Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman

The Hofmann

slang for LSD

Named after the Swedish chemist Albert Hofmann who synthesized the drug in 1938
guy 1 : yo man I just tripped balls off the hofmann!
guy 2 : wow that's crazy man!

The Huffman

The act of giving a your partner a wounded pigeon and afterwards performing a Detroit escalator.
I gave Daniel The Huffman last night.
The Huffman by Carletta6969 November 7, 2025
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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