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vagankle 

A portmanteau created by combining the words vagina and ankle; defined as when one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, thereby creating the illusion that they are fused together.
bob: so you left sarah?

dan: yeah, i was tired of having to look at her nasty-ass vagankles every morning.
vagankle by eds_poofed_hair October 9, 2008
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A vagina that is soooo loose, it hangs down to one's ankles.
Yo momma so loose, she tucks her vagankles in her socks.
Vagankles by Yelper Eric April 4, 2009

Vagankle 

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, which makes the leg appear to be one large tube of fat. Consequently "Vagankle" comes from the fusion of VAGina and ANKLE.
That fat woman has no legs, just two vagankles.
Vagankle by Camper Girl 2 July 7, 2010
when the lips of a vagina sag so low they reach the ankles.
As I made sweet love to her, the thwap of her vagankles made me stop.
vagankles by harry gumdrop August 14, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026