facebookless 

someone who wants a facebook but isn't allowed and instead hacks into friends facebooks and looks for everyone they know facebook and wishes they could read their walls

person #1: hey are you on facebook?

person #2: no im facebookless

person #1: oh.

facebookless by AJ the Awesome! November 8, 2009

Facebooklexia

When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.

Hey did you log in to Facebook today? Man I think I have Facebooklexia and I hear there's no cure.

Facebooklexia by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010

Facebooklosipher 

Someone who feels the need to have a deep and meaningful facebook status.

John: Did you see Frank's facebook status. It was a poem about his classes

James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher

Facebooklosipher by Jay Rip April 7, 2009

Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.

She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!

Facebookness by j bobe October 7, 2009

Facebookies 

A term of affection used in salutation or reference to other members or "friends" of members of Facebook, the popular online social networking website.

"Good Morning Facebookies!"

"Whats up my Facebookies?"

"I think LD is amazing! Shes my favorite Facebookie!"

Facebookies by TrapCurtis September 3, 2009

facebooklessness 

1. The state in which many foreigners find themselves when they arrive to internet-censored countries such as China.

2. Freedom

1. "I'm sick of this facebooklessness"

2. "This facebooklessness really got me thinking about 'friends'."

facebooklessness by yizzle-sizzle. April 24, 2011

Facebookenstein 

A computer user that spends most of their time gazing into the computer screen looking for Facebook updates. This person is usually afraid of the stove and plays online games with annoying background music.

Dad: "What the heck is wrong with Pookie? She used to hang out in the family room, now she's in her bedroom staring blankly into her laptop."

Random family member: "Oh, she's turned into a Facebookenstein, dad. Can you tell her to mute that thing?"

Facebookenstein by dnafe1 August 29, 2010