Herpes and Chlamydia combined. Hermydia can be gotten by physical sex. Take caspela to get rid of it. Side effect could be of the following: Cancer, Death, suicidal thoughts, Brain damage, thought of killing your loved ones, physically disabled, narcissism, wanting to commit arson, psychotic break, dyslexia, more death, oh and death.
I used to have Hermydia but now with caspela, I am hermydia free.
Jake: “Bro i think i gave her hermydia”
Blake: “Omg won’t that kill her”
Jake: “Probably bro”
Blake: “Oh ok”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)