1. "Hey honey, don't you wanna have sex? We always have sex after a big meal."
"Oh, sorry darling, I just had a long, stressful day of Wisconsin transplants."
2. "Dude! Why did you buy Swiss
cheese!? Nobody has swiss
cheese on Thanksgiving! What we need are some of those Wisconsin transplants!"
3. "Hey bra, if I didn't know any better I'd say this
turkey is stuffed with Wisconsin transplants."