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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."
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The Baltimore way of bakey is acting fake or acting different
Yoo shordy is really bakey for that she acting fake asf
Bakey by Real facts95 August 30, 2020

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

blaze bayley 

the vocalist in B L A Z E.

he was formerly in Wolfsbane and Iron Maiden
blaze bayley
wolfsbane
iron maiden
B L A Z E
blaze bayley by iamtehfuzz April 23, 2006
An amazing, lovable person who loves hugs, and is very kind. She does anything and everything for everyone no matter who they are or what they’ve done. They are the best kind of people to be friends with. If you have a bayley in your life you should be very thankful Because you won’t ever find someone quite like her.
Omg she’s is so sweet! I bet she’s a Bayley!
Bayley by RAW1129 July 31, 2019

wakey bakey 

to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high
"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"
wakey bakey by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005