The Alpha
Dyke in a
gaggle of dykes¹, a
homosexual homo sapien female that triumphantly surmounts adversity dispatched upon their ascendancy towards tutelage. Such obstacles are assumably presented by "The Man"².
Visually identified by a high
top fade, sleeveless flannel shirt, extremely large belt buckle, biker boots and an earring
set connected by a chain matching a chain connecting a wallet and belt on one ear. A deltoid muscle tattooed with a heart inscribed with "
Mom" or "Down With Dudes" completes the look.
Employment is key when identifying a RDD³ in the wild, the trucking company must confirm employment of good standing. If not, it must be reported that an imposter is pursuing a modified adaptation of stolen valor in order to usurp and control a specific
gaggle.
To legitimize their hierarchical position, RDDs³ speak in faux baritone and presumptively create a robustly masculine facade (this
may confuse the researcher due to the RDD's³ attitude towards men). Additionally, perpetuation of aggrandized established masculine behaviors substantiate the appropriation of governing dominancey.
¹
Gaggle of Dykes: not to be confused with a gaggle of gay gooses, a gaggle of dykes is the top 5 or so tiers of a RDD's³ social grouping.
² Author's note: It is unclear if "The Man" is the same individual and/or group that has historically engaged in enigmatically veiled caliginous practices to impede the successes of other minority groups.
³ Abbreviation: Raging Diesel
DykeTerry is such a Raging Diesel
Dyke, she took Janet's girlfriend, got rid of Pat's abusive husband and had the time to detail her rig this
afternoon. An absolute
legend of epic proportions.
