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chopstick 

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

Chopstick 

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings
Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN
Chopstick by Suka Blyat iv damke November 29, 2019

Chopstick 

noun - a person baked out of their mind.
She is such a chopstick right now!
Chopstick by lsg1902 August 14, 2009

Chopstick 

Oldschool raggajungle crew.
Did ya hear that ragga fucking jungle last night?
Yeah, chopstick allways rock!
Chopstick by MojeMalickost June 19, 2010

Chopstick 

Verb - When two people roll around naked in a sleeping bag to raise body heat.
I am cold want to chopstick?
Chopstick by Lchop October 13, 2008

Chopstick 

Sticking Two Fingers Inside of one asshole to spread it apart.
I Did the Chopstick on ur mom last night
Chopstick by 1a2b3c3c2b1a February 17, 2021