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being really cheap.
a stingy, avaricious person.
A cheapskate, curmudgeon, niggard, penny pincher, piker, scrooge, skinflint or tightwad is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts and some necessities.
chawla: vijay, could you buy me a cup of coffee, im kinda broke.
vijay: u cheap pastry , tell your mom to send you some cash.

yy: chawla , i need a ten for that chocolate, could i have that much?
chawla: im broke dude!
yy:u fuckin cheap pastry, go do your mom.
Pastry by i256 December 3, 2010
When someone tells a boring story that nobody else cares about. Its usually long and/or takes forever to get to the point. It may have no point or doesn't say anything important that anyone cares about. It is a form or rambling however the person does not realise they are doing it even if others have tuned out or is looking back with a blank stare. If the story had already been told it is refered to as a stale pastry.
This is a short pastry spoken by a colleague who I work with every day: "Today I walked to work along the footpath past many houses as I do every morning. I have to stop at the pedistrian crossing. Then I got to work, I walked inside, said hello to you and sat down to work"
pastry by Kezzaron August 13, 2009
A chick or guy who's so HOT that they look good enough to EAT!
Jennifer nicnamed Doug, Pastry
pastry by Jennfier January 31, 2004
Someone who has difficulty performing simple tasks
often used by tweens or young teens to describe other tweens or young teens.
Jack: I can't figure out how to change this lightbulb
Jill: Then google it ya stupid pastry
Pastry by CallMeJosh April 6, 2021
Another term for biatch. Since my friend thinks biatch sounds like a pastry name.
Man my mom is such a pastry
pastry by terd May 6, 2005
It's well pastry, init!
pastry by robuttt December 1, 2007