mouth turd 

A wad of chewed up chewing tobacco that has been spat out on the ground such that it looks like a dog turd. These are most frequently seen around golf courses and people will declare that someone has not cleaned up after their dog when upon closer examination it is determined that it is in fact a mouth turd.

Golfer 1: Dude watch out, don't step in that dog crap !! I can't stand it when people don't clean up after their dog !
Golfer 2: Relax man ! It's just a mouth turd.

mouth turd by oibeachnc June 15, 2009

Mouth Turd 

When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks

It was Chris' mouth turd. Looks like an orange shit.

Mouth Turd by bighorse123 February 26, 2011

Turd-Mouth 

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.

Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?

Turd-Mouth by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021

turd of mouth 

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.

Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

turd of mouth by Arthur Riddic Oldman August 22, 2012

Turd of Mouth 

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.

Turd of Mouth by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018

turd moth 

Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.

Person 1: Why are you doing that for?

Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.

Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.

turd moth by Actual Ltd. November 5, 2022

mouthturbate 

When one speaks out loud but the content of what is being said is either innacurate, irritating, or does not pertain to anyone who is listening.

I decided not to attend the Tea Party rally because the thought of listening to Sarah Palin mouthturbate for an hour was just too unpleasant.

mouthturbate by nikastro October 21, 2010