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Websiterist

A practitioner of the art of website design, development, construction, maintenance, rehabilitation and repair. Also known to have a sense of humour and a quiet confidence in their abilities. Usually 6 foot tall, dark haired and bearded and of pleasant countenance. At this stage only the male variety has been found; would also apply to the female when discovered but probably not the bearded bit.
Bob: Aww man! I've had my website up for a while but it's slow, getting hacked and totally out of date! I don't know what to do!
Jules: Bob! Sounds like you need a websiterist! Get hold of the boys from StockTim, they'll help you out!
Websiterist by StockTim January 20, 2020
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A term used to derogatorily refer to web developers, web programmers, etc. Seen on reddit's programmercirclejerk, among other places.
"WSDL is just webshit IDL"

"Electron 'native apps' - peak webshit."
webshit by bavl July 26, 2018

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT
A derogatory term generally used for web developers; but mostly for a specific breed of web devs that never built non-trivial projects that are not web related, or used something other than web stack. They usually think that JS and Electron ( that whole stack) are the best thing since sliced bread, or more immorally, they think JS is a decent language. They jerk each other off whenever a new framework that does yet another anti-feature in a very convoluted way is introduced.
Oh, for fuck's sake, the webshits are losing their shit over a new JS framework that apparently helps you add left padding.
Webshit by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

Wheesh Meat 

An unusually small penis.
Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!
Wheesh Meat by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006

is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? 

β€œis there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?”

Nope