W.W.F.D

What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you in your current situation.

"man, i really gotta ripp one, but there are all these people around, should I slip it or should I avoid the awkwardness? W.W.F.D?"

would the fart be too loud?
would the fart reak nasty?

W.W.F.D by garrison anderson masterson May 27, 2009

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W.W.F.D.?

Means what would fobbitt do?

For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because they did not have the favorite food at the chow hall. Bitch when BK, Hardees, KFC, Green Bean, Starbucks, Nathans does not have the noraml meal, drink in stock. Bunch og jammering Kywags. Complain about your uniform being to soil to eat after a patrol in the chow hall

Soldier A--Man the was rough patrol is the chow hall still open
Soldier B- Yeah
Marine- Do you think I can get in there like this.
Air Man- No, I think a fobbitt may be mad.
Sailor, Coastie-- Yeah, man W.W.F.D.?
Marine-- your right I will go change

W.W.F.D.? by 1SG March 19, 2009

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i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w.

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.

Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. by YSN Glizzy May 4, 2019